Boring
AMFI-registered MF distributor · ARN-315386

12 SIP days · 1 review day

The other 352 days are yours.

Tell Boring what you're saving for and by when. It works out the monthly SIP the goal needs, splits it across five funds with long track records, and debits it on the same date every month. Once a year you spend twenty minutes checking it still fits your life.

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Work out your SIP ↓

Your year with Boring

352 days off

05 OctSIP, automatic · ₹45,000You: nothing
05 NovSIP, automatic · ₹45,000You: nothing
14 MarAnnual reviewYou: 20 minutes

Sample entries, not an account. On most dates, the last column reads the same.


Your number

What your goal needs each month.

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₹40 lakh for a college fund, ₹1 crore to retire early, your number.

One question

Imagine your ₹10 lakh investment temporarily falls to ₹8 lakh during a bad market year. What would you most likely do?

Monthly SIP

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The expensive year

What one skipped year costs.

Every crash has a week when stopping the SIP feels like the sensible thing. Put in your numbers and see what that week turns into by the time your goal arrives.

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The gap

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How it works

Three steps, then twelve debits a year.

01

Name the goal.

An amount and a year, like ₹40 lakh by 2038. Then one question about how you'd take a bad year.

02

See what it takes.

Boring shows the monthly amount the goal needs and the portfolio we offer for it: five funds from two fund houses, each with more than ten years of history, weighted by how far away the goal is. You see why each fund is there, its riskometer, its costs including our share, and the scheme documents. You pick the amount.

03

Open it. Read one word. Close it.

The SIP goes out on the date you choose, say the 5th, a few days after salary. Home tells you one thing: On track, Slightly behind or Action required, and the date of your next debit. We write only when something needs you: a failed SIP, a mandate problem, a goal slipping behind, or the yearly review.

A person places every order on BSE StAR MF, under our ARN. Your money goes from your bank to the fund house and never passes through us.

No push notification will ever tell you the Nifty fell 2%. You'll hear about it at lunch anyway.


Next to a life cycle fund

Or you could buy a life cycle fund.

SEBI created life cycle funds this year: one fund with a target year that moves from equity toward debt on its own. If you want one fund and no app, it's a sound choice. Here's how the two differ.

QuestionA life cycle fundBoring
What you pickA target year, in five-year stepsYour own amount and year
How much to investYou work it outWorked out from your goal; you choose the amount
Am I on track?Not the fund's jobOn track, Slightly behind or Action required, on Home
Moving toward safer assetsThe whole corpus, inside the fund, with no tax to pay on the shiftWhere new money goes, as the goal nears
HistoryA new category; the first funds launched in 2026Five funds, each with more than ten years of history
Leaving earlyExit load of 3%, 2% and 1% over the first three yearsUp to 2% in the first year, then nil
Fund housesOneTwo

Life cycle funds as set out in SEBI's circular of 26 February 2026. Exit loads vary by scheme; read each scheme's documents. As of September 2026.


How we get paid

One commission, paid by the fund house.

You invest in the regular plans of the funds we offer. The fund house pays us a trail commission from the scheme's expense ratio, about ₹600 a year for every ₹1 lakh you hold, and only while you stay invested. You pay us no fee. It pays for the plan, the monthly debit, and a person who writes when a SIP fails or a goal slips.

Regular plans have a higher expense ratio than direct plans of the same schemes, because they include distribution commission. The funds we offer average about 1.2% a year in their regular plans, as of September 2026. The order form shows each fund's current figure before you invest.


Questions

Fair questions.

Who holds my money?

The fund houses. Units are issued in your name, and money moves from your bank to the fund house through BSE. We never hold it. You'll need to be KYC-compliant, as anywhere.

Why does a person place the orders?

We're new and would rather be careful than fast. Each order is a request that a person places on BSE StAR MF, and you can see its status in the app.

Can I choose the funds?

You see all five, and why each is there, before you invest a rupee. You can't swap them. None is included, or weighted higher, because it pays us more.

Where's my data?

Stored in India. Never shared, never sold, and no ads.

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